Today is Sunday which is when I make my weekly trip to the superhero convention. Mom, Dad and Uncle Schmoe escort me in my special transporter capsule and then release me into a room called The Nursery. It has exceptional exercise facilities for me and my fellow superheroes to develop our super powers and in the center of the floor is the mat where we gather to exchange information. On this particular Sunday I was discussing the problem of my new-found archenemies with Baby Stinky Pants. His super power is being able to clear an entire room with a single blast from his posterior gas gun… it is AWESOME! Anyways, he actually gave me a valuable piece of intelligence, which was that often the forces of evil will use something called a “bug” to spy on superheroes and learn the secrets of their power. He told me that if I should see one in my domain, I should dispatch it by any means necessary. I thanked him for his information in our common dialect (Gibberish) and we exchanged drool covered chewing devices to enjoy until the Nursery overseers took them away. I’m never sure why they do that, but it wasn’t too long until Mom came to put me back in my transporter capsule to return home. Overall a very successful day and I will now be on the look-out for these “bugs”.
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